All you need to know about this weeks key Premier League games in just 17 syllables.

Everton 2 – Sunderland 1

Shock at Goodison
as a black cats player scores,
Sunderland still lose.

Reading 0 – Norwich 0

Candidates for drop
play out poor, bore, no score draw,
no six pointer here.

Aston Villa 2 – Manchester United 3

Austrian’s double
undone by the little pea,
Fergie-time again.

Arsenal 3 – Fulham 3

Languid Berbatov
matches gunners till the last,
Arteta misses.

Chelsea 1 – Liverpool 1

Polemic captain
crocked by polemic hitman,
those two share the goals.

Manchester City 2 – Tottenham Hotspur 1

Champs dead-ball problems
exposed by AVB’s Spurs,
saved by super-sub.